On the Occassion of the Week and a Half Anniversary of the King of Pop's death, Pitchfuck would like to uncover this hidden gem - Michael Jackson's "Thriller." Thriller is, according to the most cracked out waitress I used to work with, "ok pretty good and fun to get fucked up and dance to".
Based on what I've learned from YouTube, Dave Chapelle, and other outlets that prevent me from actually talking to black folks about this album, it is about a teenage werewolf who dances his way into the hearts and minds of a town where dancing is illegal.
The most striking thing about the tracks on this album are their titles, as they all allude to his pedophilic nature. Let me highlight a few for you now:
Baby Be Mine
The Girl is Mine
Beat It
Human Nature
P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)
Notice any similarities? That's right. These were all songs written and performed by none other than known kid-diddler MICHAEL JACKSON.
The music itself is most tolerable and filled with Jackson's falsetto, man-baby, pseudo-castrati, immortally pubescent, gender-challenging vocals, which really did the job for me.
In retrospect, I wish Paul McCartney had performed on fewer tracks than the one he sang on. The album is danceable, provided you're mega fucked-up and it's the weekend after Michael Jackson's death. Anytime after that, this music is most suitable for K-Marts wishing to get their shoppers to leave before they start inventory.
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