If your holier-than-thou internet music journalist friends haven't already assaulted your eardrums with this tripe, "Yonlu" is the whiny recordings of a wealthy Brazilian teenager who happens to be deceased.
Following his almost textbook suicide, his parents found a collection of songs he'd recorded in their mansion. Apparently they were so caught up in diving in their giant coin bank that they were surprised to find MUSIC on the computer in the room ADJACENT to a recording studio.
The tracks in question remind people with taste that anyone can make music. Most of the lyrics are about doing his hair or how much he hates white people. He was fluent in many languages but was incapable of singing in any. Which is why I gave this album a negative four.
In conclusion though, I hope that when I die someone finds the cumshot compilation I made on my external drive and manages to show it at Cannes. Which is an apt analogy for what you're doing if you buy this album.
I thought he was doing some really interesting things, considering his age, especially on the song The Boy and The Tiger. But what the fuck do I know? I'm not an internet music journalist or anything.
ReplyDeleteSuicide? And it isn't even some ol' fashioned goth woe is me bullshit? Did Ian Curtis not teach these kids anything?
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